The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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