The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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