Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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