OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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