And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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