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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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