It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
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I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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