dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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