Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dicks are not precious.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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