I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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