Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So much rum. So many feels.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked