can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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