You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
