i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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