Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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