hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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