we're chasing vodka with high fives
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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