Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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