Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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