doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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