please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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