He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
