People with herpes should wear stickers.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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