watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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