is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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