he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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