Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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