Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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