I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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