Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
