i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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