absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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