awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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