you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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