I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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