i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
do herpes really smell.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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