Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
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she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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