ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How many fucks given?
0.12846
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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