I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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