His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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