we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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