I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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