Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize