I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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