omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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