the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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