I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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