I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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