I got chris browned last night
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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