Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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