I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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