Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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