i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
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we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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