it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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