Best friends brother. Beat that.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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